| TRY SAYING: |
INSTEAD OF: |
| Perhaps I can work late. |
And when the fuck do you expect me to do this? |
| I'm certain that isn't feasible. |
No fucking way |
| Really? |
You've got to be shitting me! |
| Perhaps you should check with... |
Tell someone who gives a shit. |
| Of course I'm concerned. |
Ask me if I give a shit. |
| I wasn't involved in the project. |
It's not my fucking problem. |
| That's interesting. |
What the fuck? |
| I'm not sure this can be implemented. |
This shit won't work. |
| I'll try to schedule that. |
Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner? |
| Are you sure this is a problem? |
Who the hell cares? |
| He's not familiar with the issues. |
He's got his head up his ass. |
| Excuse me, sir? |
Eat shit and die. |
| So you weren't happy with it? |
Kiss my ass. |
| I'm a bit overloaded at the moment. |
Fuck it, I'm on salary. |
| I don't think you understand. |
Shove it up your ass. |
| I love a challenge. |
This job sucks. |
| I see. |
Blow me. |
| Yes, we really should discuss it. |
Another fucking meeting! |
| I don't think this will be a problem. |
I really don't give a shit. |
| He's somewhat insensitive. |
He's a prick. |
| She's an aggressive go-getter. |
She's a ball-busting bitch. |
| I think you could use more training. |
You don't know what the fuck you're doing. |
